funny free money quotes

Funny Money Quotes
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"A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist."
- Franklin Jones (Send This Quote)

"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
- Spike Milligan (Send This Quote)

"The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill."
- Peter Ustinov (Send This Quote)

"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
- Robert Orben (Send This Quote)

"Money is something you have to make in case you don't die."
- Max Asnas (Send This Quote)

"Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly."
- George Raft (Send This Quote)

"If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem."
- JP Getty (Send This Quote)

"I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon."
- Henry Youngman (Send This Quote)

"Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure."
- Errol Flynn (Send This Quote)

"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
- Spike Milligan (Send This Quote)

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