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"Kids" Little Instructions on Life."
1. "Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching."
-Andrew, Age 9...
You May No Longer Be Cool If...
1. You find yourself listening to talk radio...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
- There is no such thing as child-proofing your house...
Ways to Annoy Your Neighbors in Public Restrooms
- Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter...
Different People You Meet In The Mens Bathroom
Excitable : Shorts half twisted around, can't find hole, rips shorts...
The Poopie List
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet...
Rules Of The Road
The female passenger will have to pee every 50 miles, no matter how fast
Types of Farters
They who fart and then blame the dog...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK: When your by yourself and uninhibently twist your
forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the
best part is there is no limit...
1. Non stick Cellotape...
The Laws of Work
If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton.
The Top 10 Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark,
You Might Be A College Student
If you average 3 hours of sleep a night
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