Excitable: Shorts half twisted around, can't find hole, rips shorts.
Sociable: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
Cross eyed: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
Timid: Can't piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back
Indifferent: All urinals taken, pisses in sink.
Clever: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
Worried: Not sure where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
Frivolous: Plays stream up, stream down, and tries to hit other urinals.
Absent minded: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
Childish: Pisses directly in the bottom of urinal, likes to see bubbles.
Sneak: Farts quietly while pissing, acts very innocent.
Patient: Stands very close while waiting, reads with free hands.
Desperate: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
Tough: Bangs dick on the side of urinal to dry.
Efficient: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
Fat: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoe.
Little: Stands on a box, falls in and drowns.
Drunk: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
Disgruntled: Stands for a while, fires up, walks away.