Different People You Meet In The Mens Bathroom

Excitable: Shorts half twisted around, can't find hole, rips shorts.

Sociable: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

Cross eyed: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

Timid: Can't piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back

Indifferent: All urinals taken, pisses in sink.

Clever: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.

Worried: Not sure where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

Frivolous: Plays stream up, stream down, and tries to hit other urinals.

Absent minded: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

Childish: Pisses directly in the bottom of urinal, likes to see bubbles.

Sneak: Farts quietly while pissing, acts very innocent.

Patient: Stands very close while waiting, reads with free hands.

Desperate: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

Tough: Bangs dick on the side of urinal to dry.

Efficient: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

Fat: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoe.

Little: Stands on a box, falls in and drowns.

Drunk: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

Disgruntled: Stands for a while, fires up, walks away.

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