1. You find yourself listening to talk radio.
2. You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.
3. All the cars behind you turn on their headlights.
4. Your wife buys a flannel nighty and you find that sexy.
5. You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining it.
6. You actually ASK for your father's advice.
7. You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day.
8. Sex becomes "All that foolishness".
9. Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.
10. You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son's new running shoes.
11. "What's all this stuff about E-mail?" comes out from your voice
12. When someone mentions SURFING you picture waves and a surf board.