It's time to turn off your computer when... wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom, but stop to check your email first. name your children Eudora, Aol, and Dotcom. turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling as if you pulled the plug on a loved-one. spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap, and your child in the overhead compartment. decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access. laugh at people with 14.4 baud modems. start using smileys in your snail mail (if you even remember what that is). find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem. check your mail. It says "no new messages". So you check it again. don't know what gender your three closest friends are because they have neutral screen-names, and you never bothered to ask. move into a new house and decide to netscape before you landscape. tell the cab driver to take you to start tilting your head sideways to smile.

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