Blonde One-Liners
Q: What did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherios? A: Oh look, little donut seeds. Q: How many blonds did it take to change the lightbulb? A: 5, one to hold the lightbulb, 4 to turn the room around. Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths." Blond: Yeth. And I'm not even thickteen yet Blond #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" Blond #2: "No, who wrote it?" Q: What do you call a blond with a high IQ? A golden retriever. Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables! Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just dyed her hair. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get channel 9.... Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno! Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello? A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages. Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck. Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they can't get their head in the jar. Q: Why do Blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax) A: Because they can spell it. Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes go in first. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces themself. A2: Walks home. Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!" Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? A: Data transfer. Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: Because they don't know any better. Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A1: "What's a lightbulb?" A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!" Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!" Q: What does a dumb blonde say when she gives birth? A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine? Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: "Are you sure it's mine?" Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. Q: What will she ask you? A: "Is it mine?" Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde. Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side. 
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